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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

cataegus asked:

Wh. What's the Incident.

Alright. Buckle the fuck up, my lasses and lads and nonbinary chads. Today we’re hearing about:

THE INCIDENT

(or: how Hope’s opinion on coffee went from “will drink in emergency” to “ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT”)

Keep reading

Pinned Post long post storytime with hope coffee if anyone has a funnier/more specific name like the ___ incident I am open to suggestions! ask to tag
kayuripax
reblog thanks polls positivity
kirythestitchwitch
reblog I did technically leave during the porn ban but I wanted off anyway and it was just a convenient excuse came back with a new account years ago you couldn't drag me off here now polls
nonbinary-ghost
sword-and-nightingale

My friend made a controversial statement. Prove him right or wrong: Chips are candy, Yes/No. Please reblog for family size.

Yes, of course.

Fuck no

sword-and-nightingale

@leafyninja15

reblog I'm having to think about this one they tend to be eaten like candy but also I usually think of candy as being sweet? but there very much is sour candy too and I'm sure there are common other flavors so. fuck it sure I guess chips are technically candy
robotgirldisc
bogleech

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

animusbell

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

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